Bonehead Award
The capacity for screw-ups is a phenomenon
that plagues the male species without bounds almost daily. Despite
constant vigilance and keen avoidance tactics – every man has
at one time or another managed to make a mess of things with that
special woman in his life. And while the cold shoulder and
sleepless nights on the couch eventually do pass, we can tell you
with certainty that the speed of recovery is always directly
correlated to the size and quality of flowers you send. Read the
stories from our bonehead award winners below, and your story may
not seem so bad.
Share your story with us and you could win a free sugar daddy sized bouquet for the lady in your life. You don’t have to identify yourself, and don’t worry we won’t tell her you didn’t pay for the flowers. Send your story to bonehead@sendherflowers.com.
The Martini King
I was completely infatuated with a girl who I met through a friend.
I finally built up my nerve to ask her out. She said she would meet
me at a local hang out spot because her girlfriends had already
planned to go there that night. When I got there, she and her
friends were already on the dance floor and having a good time. I
settled into a booth nearby and when the DJ took a break, they all
came over. I offered to buy them all drinks. The problem was I had
no cash on me and the bar minimum for a credit card was $50. So I
ordered 4 martinis, one for me, and one for each of the girls but
that only pushed my tab up to $28. So after finishing my drink I
offered to pay for another round. The girls had barely made a dent
in their drinks so they were not ready for more and turned me down.
I had to keep ordering and ordering so I could get up to that $50
mark. Before I knew it I had finished 5 martinis on an empty
stomach. I was drunk out of my mind. In fact I don’t remember
much of that night, but I was told my girl made sure I got home
alright.Unfortunately, I managed to throw up in her brand new car (got it two days ago) Ford Mustang, which I don’t remember, but can’t imagine why anyone would make up something like that. I also learned that she fell and really hurt her knee trying to help me get into my apartment. She refused to take my calls and would not let me take her out to dinner to apologize. I felt really bad and the worst part was I really wanted to get to know her, but she would not give me the time of day. Finally a friend of her suggested I send her flowers. She called me the minute they arrived. We’ve been together for 6 years now and are engaged to be married.
-The Martini King, Colorado
Ducks, Beers and Sheriffs….Oh
my!
The guys and I went out duck hunting in Northern California on
Friday morning. I told my wife that I would be home later that
afternoon. Once we got out there, there was not a bird in sight.
Nothing. Nada. Not even an airplane in the sky. So we put the guns
away and broke out the food and beer. We started talking, lost
track of time, and to make a long story short, we all slowly dozed
off under the warm California sky.We were awakened at 9:00PM that night by the local Sheriff in his boat asking if everything was Ok. We said yes and asked him what he was doing way out here. Turns out my wife had called the police when I didn’t come home or call that night. She got worried something bad happened to us. When I finally got home it was past midnight on Friday. It was ugly. I was locked out of the bedroom, and had to sleep on the couch. In the morning, she got up and left for work without saying a word.
-Sleeping Duck in NorCal.
…By the way, thank you for getting the roses to my wife at
work on Saturday, that really helped me get off the couch!
No Dark Clouds over my Golf Trip
I was in a golf trip with some buddies in Myrtle Beach. Mid trip, I
made a nightly call home to my wife. Check in, check on the kids,
etc. There was serious tension in her voice. My boys were fighting,
my daughter was asking a homework question and the dog was barking
in the background. Needless to say, my wife was not happy that I
was 800 miles away with the boys having a great time golfing,
drinking and doing whatever else it was that we were doing. Being
frustrated and upset, she hung up on me. Not wanting to ruin my
vacation with her dark cloud hanging over my head, I ran downstairs
and hopped on the hotel’s computer in the lobby. I thought
sending her flowers would be the best thing for the situation. I
found your site, SendHerFlowers.com and placed an order for a large
flower arrangement to be delivered to my wife the next day. When I
called home the next night – what a difference! She actually
asked me how my golf game was and if everyone was having a good
time. It saved my trip and the day.
- “Super” Dave Nelson, Indiana


